10 Things You Never Thought You'd See Your Child Eat

1. Neosporin.

2. Neosporin with a side of Vapor Rub.

3. Half a cup of salt.

4. Two handfuls of plain blue cheese followed by orange juice.

5. An acrylic-painted Gingerbread Man. At 3am.

6. Ants.

7. Bananas dipped in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce (from the pizza box you left out the night before).

8. Their own hair (found on the floor after a haircut, before you'd swept it up).

9. Eyeshadow.

10. Half a stick of butter.


And yes, my children have actually eaten every single one of these things. Plus a few more that were too gross to even write down. :)